folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

kaylibrianne:

haboku:

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

vajeeper

omfg

eatsleepdraw:

just give me tequila and watch me flail.

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alaskaisnotlost:

raspberryragdoll:

chevchester:

whimmy-bam:

lordwatermelon:

kapsejs:

agnesaur:

the-mysterious-sugar-bowl:

kiibutt:

fairgroundsoldier:

#what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning

#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all fucking insane rn

I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.

My life makes sense now!

thebluthcompany:

Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand?

I give you Jason and Will!!